Look, I'm not gonna be dramatic or over-the-top in this review...
But let me just say this: Melvin has the hand strength of a weathered lumberjack mixed with the delicacy and touch of a court stenographer. It's like having Chopin play Nocturnes, Op. 9 down the ridges of your spine. If you're into a deeper massage, Melvin is fully capable of turning up the juice and morphing into a version of the WWE's "Big Show"--massaging those sore muscles into cathartic submission.
I heard from a friend that The Green Tree Day Spa was great, but I lived in Midtown and it was a bit of a hike to Douglasville. After some convincing, the "hike" I had in mind turned out to be 100% worth it. It was like traveling to Hajj: When I left there, I felt closer to God.
I can't recommend this place enough. Quit reading this review, climb into your Kia Sorento, and drive out to Douglasville to visit The Green Tree Spa. You can thank me later.